Men were terrible, that was the truth. Men would do anything, say anything, just to get a girl to take her clothes off. They were liars and cheaters and awful people, all of them…Maybe there was something that came with having a penis, a partial moral blindness located in a secret chamber of the heart. It made her feel like there were bugs crawling all over her, like someone was standing too close behind her and breathing heavily.
tonight i actually said that this was the best summer i’ve ever had. which is astonishing because it started horribly. but along the way i began to be more ~authentic~ with myself and sometimes that’s more important than having fun. and i have an amazing house and awesome friends. and i’m getting some amazing opportunities in my career. so the fuck what if i embarrass myself sometimes. it is a part of my charm.
I love staying in more than anything but tonight I went with the flow and it was a lot a lot of fun. And of course I’m falling in love with these friends right before I leave. That’s some tuff stuff. We need to pack in as much as we can in two months y’all.
pack me in… to the special places… of your heart
I just fall to pieces #parksandrec #nbc #amypoehler @amypoehlersmartgirls